I was at the MacDonalds axxin' for extra fries
I eat fast food and I don't exercise
If I'm checkin' you out you better protect ya thighs
I have sex with cats you have sex with guys
You gay
You take dick through the front of yo back door
While I spend my time makin' fun of yo whack flows
I will pimp slap everyone of you fat hoes
Have you lookin' like yo ass allergic to lactose
I'm still representin' Union and Locust
Where motherfuckers get real violent and choke kids
Where kush costs twenty a gram so we smoke mids
I'm ass fuckin' a cat and hustlin' dope bitch
I be on some other shit when I'm fizzed up
When I fuck bitches man I be leavin' em jizzed up
I'm a sick fuck make a dude drink my piss up
While I'm straight sippin' chardonnay outta his cup
Yeah I find that hilarious
Yeah you spit flows but my rap's the scariest
I fuck nine cats with hairy tits and I got em pregnant
I'm on some David Perry shit
I love bitches so I keep em around
You try and fuck with me and I'll have ya buried deep in the ground
And I hereby nominate MR. C for the crown
I'm comin' up, y'all think that you be keepin' me down
But you should really get a coat because this track is that cold
I stay high, I'm bout ready to pack a fat bowl
I'm dying of cancer cause my pad's got black mold
Walkin' round smellin' like a bag of assholes
But my swagger's on top of the moon
I'm sellin' weed, sellin' weed on the block with a goon
Smokin' the mother fuckin' crack rock with a spoon
And anally raping a cop with a broom
It's MR. C bitch
And ya don't stop..